(Source: bromo-aj)



heterophobianca:

20 year old hetero white male. i enjoy bukowski and eating cigarettes for breakfast made of tobacco i grew in my very own toilet bowl. i will also never stop speaking because its impossible and i must share my knowledge of everything at all times to every pleb around me. but ladies i also have a lighter side and i enjoy looking at memes and scrolling through 4chan for at least 39 hours a day. date me now i’ll let you eat my beard off



r3tardis:

Where can i hire someone to give me money




(Source: babybustershorts)














deerfiend:

He never saw it coming







rupsidaisy:

*buys men’s clothes because they’re cheaper*